Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Hey Weather, Knock it the Fuck Off!

I appreciate that you finally got off your ass and gave the mountains enough snow for ski/snowboarding to be possible, but you've simply just gone too far.

It was a little annoying, but tolerable, when you almost prevented me from spending Christmas with my family because the passes were bad. Strike One.

Having to drive back across White Pass in poor conditions and subsequently battle the snow between Yakima and Ellensburg. Strike Two.

Warming up to 30 degrees above the previous day's high temperature of 30 degrees F, melting most snow, creating little muddy rivers on the roads, and causing a wind storm that resulted in a power outage. Strike three.

You have officially become the unwelcome party guest that shows up uninvited, drinks the beer in the fridge, hits on people's girl friends in the sleaziest manor possible, and before leaving the party at 3:30 in the morning, proceeds to leave an upper-decker in the master bathroom toilet. It's time to take a hint, and knock it the fuck off!

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