9 times out of 10, if you have a bumper sticker on your car... you're a jackass.
Nothing says this better than a "My child is an honor student at Insert School Name Here" bumper sticker.
Until today, I though this was the pinnacle of obnoxious bumper adornments, but once again, I was proven wrong.
Introducing the "My child is student of the week at Insert School Name Here."
Considering the number of schools in a given city and the number of weeks in the school year, your child is effectively as special as a fly on a horse's ass.
Proud Parents rejoice! Your child doesn't have to be intelligent for you to brag about how much better they are than other people's kids. The bar has effectively been lowered.
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