Greetings shiny baked blog consumers. The name is D. Apparently I'm "the brains" of the group, or so B says, but I prefer not to discredit my associates or raise myself above them, so I will simply say I'm the scientific mind of the group.
In my stunning debut to the Teriyaki Blog, I plan to do the impossible... offend the religious conservatives. So, without further ado:
Initiative 1000! Have I offended anyone yet... come on, not even one devout Catholic? Maybe a Mormon, or a Scientologist? Hmmm... well ...
For those of you that are unfortunate enough to not live in the Great Northwest, Initiative 1000 is a proposal to allow "Death with Dignity" for terminally ill individuals with limited time to live. It was brought to my attention today that there are assholes out there that would openly protest the initiative by standing on street corners with signs that read, "No on Initiative 1000, No on Assisted Suicide."
The way I see it, unless you are terminally ill and can speak from personal experience about the pros or cons of the initiative, you have absolutely NO right to protest this initiative.
To those self-righteous enough to think they are saving lost souls from the fires of hell by possibly preventing the initiative from coming to fruition, I can only say that I hope you, or your husband (if said protestor is female), develop erectile dysfunction and that your already sham of a marriage fails despite the ease and accessibility of a little blue pill. Karma's a bitch.
D
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